If Obama wins, it will be a miracle of biblical proportions. However, in this version it is the Barackians, not Romses II, who face the plagues of high unemployment, a stagnant recovery, costly gas, unpopularity of the creed of Obamacare, and the loss of many a first born in the deserts and mountains of Afghanistan.
But, the Barackians have had a true vision. During the Republican primaries, when many false prophets were speaking in tongues, they focused solely on Romses II. When the great Carville came down from the mountain, with the tablet inscribed with, "It's the economy, stupid," the people rose up and said, verily, it is so. And, they spent manna early to show that Romses II is stupid on the economy. And many heard there words and said, "truly he is a bane upon us." And the people heard of the evil of Bushie II, and they understood. And, the Barackians convened and many listened and nodded. And, manna was spent so that the people could be shown the way, out of the wilderness into the battleground polls. And verily, it was so.
Romses II said little about himself, or his records, and the people believed he had evil secrets. When he convened with his people they were smitten with rain. And then a great feeling of emptiness settled upon them and descended unto a chair. And, many listened but few nodded.
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