Battle of the Sexes

 Numbers don't lie, but their truth may be hidden.  Despite Trump's cat calls, in 2024 Republicans have doggedly pushed early voting.  The result has scared Democrats.  The Republican share of the 38 million votes cast to date is up, particularly in the sun belt.

Unnoticed is a brilliant ray of sunshine--roughly 10 per cent more women have early voted.  This year the gender gap is a chasm.  Trump's campaign is all wrestle mania and penis size, with a heavy sprinkling of anti-trans ads.  Kamala is pushing reproductive rights.

In an election between sisterhood and the bro vote, the early returns are promising.

Final Attack

 Just out of the hospital, my prose may be bedridden.  As maybe, time for the final Harris attack.  I want to see ads tagging Trump as found liable for sexual assault by a unanimous jury.  I want ads about the murder pardoned by Trump who subsequently strangled his wife.

Finally I want ads targeted to Polish and Eastern European Americans in battle ground states.  The ads must starkly show the danger to their homelands posed by Trump's pro Putin and anti-NATO foreign policy.