Sunday, July 17, 2016

New Top 5 Reasons

Since Trump is running as a successful businessman, his tax returns should be a shiny show of his prowess.  The five reasons he does't release them are.


  1. Melania would leave him if she knew how in debt he is.
  2. He receives contributions from his own foundation.
  3. His foundation supports Neo-Nazi groups.
  4. He owns a string of strip clubs in New Jersey used to blackmail Christie into supporting him.
  5. His real name is Martinez.

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