New Top 5 Reasons

Since Trump is running as a successful businessman, his tax returns should be a shiny show of his prowess.  The five reasons he does't release them are.

1. Melania would leave him if she knew how in debt he is.
2. He receives contributions from his own foundation.
3. His foundation supports Neo-Nazi groups.
4. He owns a string of strip clubs in New Jersey used to blackmail Christie into supporting him.
5. His real name is Martinez.

Rock Paper Scissors

Donald Trump would have us believe he is a rock standing against terrorism.  Perhaps he is a rock.  He certainly is afraid of paper.  He knows if he is wrapped in his tax returns his image would be cut to shreds.  He has lied about his wealth and his contributions to charity.  His tax rate is lower than that of his underpaid non-union workers in Las Vegas.

Painting himself in red, white and blue will not shield him from exposure in black and white.

Top Five

Here are the top five reasons The Donald won't release his income taxes;

1. He forged his wife's signature not wanting her to see them.
2. He paid no taxes.
3. He gave no money to charity.
4. He is not a billionaire.
5. He misspelled his name.