Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Helping Nicole Wallace

Nicole Wallace said, she is considering switching parties because the Democratic Convention has better music.  Of course she is right.  The RNC had elevator music, while we have elevating music.  We have Alicia Keyes, they had Scott Baio humming stage right.

But let's help Nicole with her conversion.  We had Meryl Streep, the GOP had the star of Duck Dynasty.  They had Melania crib from Michelle Obama, we had Michelle give a speech for the ages.  We have two presidents speaking, they had two presidents hiding.

Speaking of presidents, Bill told more endearing anecdotes and inspiring stories about our candidate than Melania and the entire Trump brood could manage in five prime time speeches.  The Trump children are good speakers, they just had a bad subject.

Finally Nicole, we have nominated Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine.  The GOP has a ticket with a narcissist on the top, and an extremist on the bottom.  Nicole, isn't it time you fight for the right to change parties?

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